Thursday, October 1, 2009

Imagine If Bush Had Done This (IIBHDT)

I am going to start another series of posts called "Imagine If Bush Had Done This" to highlight Obama and Biden gaffes and the liberal media's deliberate decisions to ignore them. I will start with this email that has been going around:


If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter
installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you
have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on
his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
If George W.Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to
take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?
If George W.Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM
stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you
have approved?
If George W.Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special
Olympics, would you have approved?
If George W.Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and
incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a
thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?
If George W.Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing
videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly
narcissistic and tacky?
If George W.Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you
have approved?
If George W.Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-
existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?
If George W.Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people
who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have
approved?
If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to
"Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the
5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again,
would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have
hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof
of what a dunce he is?
If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a
single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?
If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying
low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown
Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered
whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?
If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout
the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in
New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political
issue with claims of racism and incompetence?
If George W.Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report
directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what
is happening in America, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major
corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do
so, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which
had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would
you have approved?
If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within
10 years, would you have approved?
So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant
and impressive? Can't think of anything?



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